theme

in court 

  • judge:  sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me:  well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer:  same
  • me:  same
  • judge:  same
  • police:  same
  • obama:  same


Fashion Do's or Dont's: Bindis 

kruelkids:

As a little girl, I loved getting ready for Indian weddings. It was one of the few occasions my mom would let me wear her red lipstick. Right before we would leave she would call me into her room and let me pick out a bindi to wear to go along with my colorful lengha. Back then I…


queennubian:

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

EXPOSED THAT DUDE




neptunain:

put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming


rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay


thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

Good



Allison Being Cute in Season 1 (◡‿◡✿) (1/2)



you put the meme in your mouth, but you don’t give it the power to meme you - it’s a metaphor 


hazelsgracer:

Teen Wolf S3 + “It’s okay.”


kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.


allthingseurope:

A quiet place in Venice, Italy (by Sergei Sigov)

allthingseurope:

A quiet place in Venice, Italy (by Sergei Sigov)